The Final Charr Report.

With my Froggy’s order showing up this week, and the deadline swiftly approaching, it’s time for the final Charr report:

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It’s really not often a SINGLE project takes me this long. We’ve been working on this in fits and starts since MARCH!!!

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And, this thing comes at the expense of the first big props we built utilizing mostly paper mache…but, it will certainly serve as a suitable upgrade.

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Contest entry out of the way…we can now tear everything down for the coming storm on Monday, and wait patiently for my vacation to begin next Saturday…

Fears of Childhood 2.

Way back in July of ’08 I did a little post on the fears of childhood.

And, with Talia having some restless nights again, I figured it was time for a little update.

Talia’s latest fear come as a surprise. This, her having seen me making Bobs and Dragons in the garage, taking her on dark rides hundreds, if not thousands of times over the summer, exposing her to haunted houses…ADULT haunted houses for the first time…I fully expected to go into her room on hearing her whimpering hearing how she was seeing evil clowns, undead, or other forms of monsters. Instead, I got “Tigers scary”.

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Well, yes…Talia, Tigers ARE scary. “Tigers in the corner”

“You see Tigers in the corner?”

She looks around. “No, that’s silly, night-night”

Where this is coming from, I really don’t know. She LOVES to see the tigers on the train at Lagoon. She has “fluffy” a little tiger animal that she loves. But, at least she rationalizes once she wakes up.

Alec….

Want to see Alec curl into a ball screaming, rendered completely helpless with fear?

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He first encountered the ‘chainsaw guy’ at Haunted Hollow last year. He screamed and curled into a shuttering ball when they came right at him, WAITING IN LINE for the place.

To his credit, he bounced right back up. He still gives the (rather nice) chainsaw maniacs at Lagoon a wide berth when possible.

I ran from my fair share of chainsaws back in the day.

Kyle, on the other hand….

Ever since watching I am Legend, Kyle has had this thing for Zombies.

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Even the guys he KNOWS are costumed, he does not really like to be around tooo much.

I can’t blame him much. There was nothing on Halloween night that would scare me more than whoever it was that dressed up…well, to be honest, I never got a good look at him. Just HEARD him shuffling after us.

As for me…

About the time I was 8, there was a rash of news, both television and print, of local sightings along the Weber River of Bigfoot.

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Oh, how I soaked all those in. Dreamed of seeing Bigfoot along the river banks so close to our house. Dreamed he would come walking out of the corn whilst working down on the farm in the wee hours of the morning. Or, that he would come hiking out of the brush whilst camping.

Shadows, movement, all were Bigfoot. I checked out books on the subject, watched all the tv specials I could…

We even, for a fleeting moment caught a glimpse of Bigfoot one early morning in Yellowstone. A dark shape, arms swinging back and forth as it walked away from us up that hill…Ok, so it was a buffalo, it’s winter coat not fully off, swaying as it walked, but for a moment there, I had seen Bigfoot.

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Square Pumpkins!

’bout time to talk about a Utah Halloween tradition!

SQUARE PUMPKINS!!!

There’s a local fast food joint known as Arctic Circle, and each halloween season, they break out the Square Pumpkins in the kids meals.

THESE THINGS TOTALLY ROCK!!!

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I was a bit disappointed that you can not pop out the pumpkin’s eyes this year to make a swift jack o lantern, but it’s still a square pumpkin.

Yes, ok, it’s obviously a happy meal ripoff…McDonalds could never come up with anything more ‘happy’ to give away than Halloween inspired AWESOME toys.

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Normally, they are SOME kind of halloween inspired flashlight. These finger lights, I was a little worried about…but, they are nice, bright, and just as great as always.

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So, for those of us here in the mountain west, go grab as many square pumpkins as you can! I gotta make it back to get a few dozen more…wonder if they’ll let me buy JUST the toys again this year.

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The Charr Report #4.

A number of finishing touches remain to be accomplished…however, we are swiftly flying towards completion.

The whole thing wanted to twist side to side, so I made a couple braces to lash to the legs…

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Yes…teeth…

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Tubing for the eventual fog.

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The fog will REALLY bring the lighting to life…but this is suitably representative of what will be.

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Unfortunately, crappy weather is scheduled for most of the week…

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The Charr Report #3.

Weather be damned.

We’re movin’ this production indoors.

So, as the weather railed against the inevitable, the Charr began to form.

It must have been a stroke of foresight to make this thing segmented. I can work on individual sections. THIS one, however, BARELY fits in the garage, when angled a particular way, propped into place, with just an inch to spare under the door.

As such, we made some VAST strides upon the thing.

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The lower jaw needs it’s teeth, but they are of a different manner, and will need to wait for some fair weather.

The body and the ‘fin’ up the back are nearing completion.

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The goal being to begin painting next weekend.

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