Don’t drink the Oil, Part 2.

Back in July, I reported on a rash of folk drinking thier Tiki Torch Oil, mistaking it for Apple Juice. And, came up with a handy little guide to tell whether you are drinking apple juice or oil.

It just so happens, a few weeks after posting that, I happened to leave a jug of my citronella oil out. Alec (5) walks up to me and asks what it is. I figured it was the perfect test to see just how bad you’ld have to be to make this mistake, so I said I didn’t know, and asked him what it was.

“It’s oil for your fires” was the response.

“You sure it’s not apple juice?”

“No, it’s oil”

“I think it’s apple juice, maybe we should drink it.”

“No, look, there’s fire on it, and it says “oil””.

So…my 5 year old could tell the difference…

While stopping at the store after work, I grabbed the last of the torch oil I need for the year. And, I noticed a new addition to the bottles. A nice, big, new sticker has been added to the bottles. “DO NOT DRINK” it reads, with a big “no” symbol over a glass, right at the spout.

Lamplight Farms, I solute the effort, however, if they aren’t already noticing the current labeling, I’m doubtfull the new sticker will help much. And, apparantly, this is even more common than I thought!

Take this story.

About 70 cases of torch fuel ingestion were reported over a two year span in Illinois, and several West Virginia residents also fell ill from swallowing the product.

70 cases, in Illinois alone? My hell, people!

Lamplight Farms says it best:

Lamplight Farms provides these warnings and utilizes child-resistant closures on all our oil bottles. The oil bottles still must be kept out of reach of children and once the oil is poured from the bottle into an oil lamp, the oil lamp must be kept out of reach of children. Lamplight relies on parents as partners in our efforts to prevent accidental ingestion of lamp oil.

A good comparison of the 2 in a cup can be found over here.

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Dare 2 Direct.

Just a short little PSA.

Chiller TV’s 2nd (annual?) Dare 2 Direct contest is now up and running.

Lots of short films to go see, and kill some time with. Head on over and vote for your favorites.

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Rainy days…

What a weekend.

Friday and Saturday were decent weather, and I used them to get 3 more grave caps ready for coloring and waterproofing, and indoors before the storms hit.

Sunday and Monday brought a bunch of rain, lightning, wind, and hail.

We did go out and pick up Mercenaries 2 Sunday afternoon. Once I figure out how to get pictures of it, I’ll show that even such a seemingly devoid of inspiration title actually has some good Halloween fodder in it.

Monday morning brought a serious hail storm. Scared the cats, couldn’t even hear each other talk, but as normal around here, only lasted about 5 minutes before settling into rain and lightning.

Our sign survived the winds, and collected all the hail into a surprisingly deep pile.

And, being bound to the house due to weather, I spent a lazy day making skulls.

Just to add to this years collection waiting to be stained.

One of these days, I should pile THE ENTIRE COLLECTION of them up and see just how impressive of a stack we could make.

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More crappy movies!

AMC is bringing the heat this “Fear Friday” (known to yours truly as “Extremely Crappy Movie Firday Nights”).

A QUADRUPLE FEATURE.

Kicking things off is Halloween 4. Not the best of the series, but far from the worst. It’s followed swiftly by Halloween 5, a wonderfully horrid movie.

THEN, AMC kicks it up a notch.

Pinata: Survival Island. THIS Movie is SOOOOO aweful, SOOOOO completely terrible, it ranks ALONE in being the ONLY MOVIE I have NOT BEEN ABLE TO MAKE IT THROUGH!

I have tried. 5 TIMES! Each has resulted with me snoozing on the couch. I even recorded the thing and tried to watch it in the daytime to stay awake. No help.

However, for all of that, it has one of the BEST opening 5 minutes of any crappy movie, EVER. Explaining how the Pinata Maker was some holy man for each town, and attempting to convince you pinata’s actually have some religious purpose. THEN it describes this town cursed by an evil, and with the last of the towns water supply, they pleaded for the pinata-holy-man-priest-dude to save them. So, he takes the LAST of the town’s water, and makes this clay ‘pinata’, and takes the evil from everyone’s heart and puts it into this evil pinata, where it is buried and sealed away. (presumably till the teens release it, I’ve never made it that far) Then a ‘good pinata’ is made, they break it, and everything is made better.

Listening to the narrator SO SERIOUSLY go over all the details without once breaking into a chuckle….he better have got an award for that…

Anyway, watch those first five minutes for the most ludicrous backstory ever made. Then shut it off, there’s nothing worthwhile to follow.

Somehow, AMC then pulls a classic to follow.

House of Frankenstein.

Alright, the classic Universal Monster movies are all classics for a reason. Then you started getting the sub-par sequels. THEN you started getting the B rate “Insert name here meets insert name here” films. FINALLY, you got left with the “House of” crapolla’s.

Here, you get Fankenstein, Frankenstein’s Monster, the Hunchback, Dracula, AND the Wolfman all tossed together onto the screen at once in a contrived plot only meant to get them all together.

Even so, it’s good classic fun.

And, for those of you in Utah, UEN is airing Unknown World.

Apparantly a 1950’s version of “The Core”. Don’t know much about it, myself.

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The Beastmaster!!!

I don’t know what triggered my thinking on it yesterday.

But, I got going on The Beastmaster. As I have mentioned many times before, I find inspiration in some REALLY ODD places. Movies, books, documentaries, etc. Most people don’t see them as “Halloween”, and yet, when looked at under the right light, they really fit.

The Beastmaster is another in that line of movies that one could make some REALLY COOL haunt assets and areas from. And, it’s a movie plays so often, most adults will remember it, even if the kids don’t.

Now, there’s human sacrifice, cool skulls, evil costumes galore to choose from, but there is that ONE SCENE that sticks out in my mind when thinking of a Halloween haunt. And, in broaching the subject with Jen last night, conversation went roughly…

“I had this evil thought today…”

“What kind of evil thought?”

“You remember the Beastmaster?”

“Kinda…”

“How much do you remember about it?”

“I remember it disturbed me…”

“Remember the bat people?”

“EWWWWW!!!!!! NO! NO! NOOOO!!!! You are NOT making those, I won’t sleep with them around!”

Oh….YES, I am…

Not this year, not enough time, so we’ll file this away with the ‘to be used eventually’ file. And, I might even just make them and sell them. But, the bat people must have their place in Halloween. Such GREAT source material. I found this clip of them, it’s missing some of the great atmosphere shots before and after this bit, all the wierdo things hanging from the tree and all…

Bunch of bat people statues, arms folded, standing around…

Anyhow. Was in the store last night, picking up our copy of Nightmare Before Christmas.

GREAT DVD, btw. The second disk contains Frankenweenie, and Vincent. Both excellent on their own. I’ve added a widget for Nightmare before Christmas to the sidebar.

But, while at the store, I just HAD to swing by the cd section. And there…calling me…was this…

Can’t pass on something like that…