The life of Fred.

Fred first joined us Christmas 2007. At the time, he represented the most significant single investment in Halloween we had ever even thought of.

From Halloween buildup '08

However, he was BORN July 4th, 2008. At the time, I was dragging him over to my dad to help with impaling him. Some of the neighborhood kids screamed and cried at the sight of him…my niece however danced around holding his hand singing happy birthday. Thus, he was ‘born’, and was soon at work in 2008.

From Halloween 2008

And reprized his role in 2009.

From Halloween 2009

In 2010, we lost nearly everything we had built up for Halloween in August, and was left with a last minute scrambling to put together SOME idea for the yard, didn’t realize I was putting together what would become a basis for our theme ever since. Fred, however escaped destruction and took one for the team.

From The Harvest

2013, Fred was promoted to full time employee by my daughter, who insisted he needed to watch over the corn “so the birds will nibble on HIM and not the corn.”

From 2013 buildup

Last month, Fred was his normal cheerful self for our little Walpurgisnacht display.

From Buildup 14

He’s presently resting up for another tour as the designated nibble target.

From Buildup 14

HOWEVER…

Talia has apparently declared him dead.

“That’s Fred. We put him in his coffin, so now he’s happy because he’s dead, and can be a happy ghost.”

From Buildup 14

RIP Fred.

7/14/2008 – 5/14/2014

We hope you’ll stick around and be a happy ghost for us this year.

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Unorthodox Chicken Tikka Masala.

I set out on an adventure to make my own Tikka Masala earlier this year, and have been getting requests from folks smelling it to get the recipe.

First….

The Marinade. This is fairly standard from any recipe you’ll look up.

1 cup Plain Yogurt
2 TBS Lemon Juice
1 TBS Garam Masala
2 tsp Cumin
2 tsp Ceyenne pepper
2 tsp black pepper
2 tsp ginger

Mix that up and marinate your chicken for several hours. I like to get it going first thing in the morning. Now, I’m always using 2 lbs of frozen chicken, and as it thaws, it naturally thins out that marinade, so if yours is more fresh or pre-thawed, you might want to thin it a bit with some water.

Once ready, take that chicken and cook it on the grill. You don’t want to really char the chicken, just cooked all the way through. Then dice it up and set aside. I assume you could even do this a day in advance if you wanted.

PART II

The Sauce. This is where we go a little off the standard. Most recipes, first of all, don’t have enough sauce for our taste.

~2 TBS butter
1/2 onion minced
3 cloves garlic

Sautee the onion and garlic in the butter.

Add a quart of tomato sauce. If you haven’t seen, my homemade sauce makes a fantastic starting point. I’ve come to like the Kirkland brand as an alternative as well.

Stir well, then stir in the following:

2 TBS Garam Masala
1 TBS Cumin
2 tsp Coriander
2 tsp Curry Powder
1 tsp paprika

Bring to a simmer for 5 minutes, then add…
*Sriracha to taste*
The precooked chicken. Stir well and bring back to a simmer.

Stir in 1-2 cups of cream while simmering, to get the desired consistency you want.

Serve with rice.

You can easily make your own naan by using some Rhodes roll dough, just let it rise and punch it down into the shape and bake per package directions.

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Tomato sauce

Things have been difficult so far this year. It’s time to get back into the swing of things. While I have some of the regularly scheduled insanity on the way, I first have a slew of recipes to get out of the way.

First being our own tomato sauce, since most the recipes to follow will utilize it.

This is an easy, if time consuming recipe.

25 lbs tomatoes. Personally, I like Roma. We grew about half our own last year, hoping to do better than that this year.

Just wash and quarter those and throw them into a nice big stock pot with the following:

1 cup of olive oil
3\4 cup of red wine
1\3 cup of herbs. You can use what you like, We used Rosemary and Basil in ours.
Head of garlic, broken into cloves
2 large bell peppers
1 large onion
Couple of Bay Leaves

Take a potato masher and just crush all that together, then bring it to a boil and simmer it down until a good amount of the juice is gone. The house will smell divine.

Now, if you want to be all traditional like you can run this mixture through a tomato strainer…personally…god made blenders to make such jobs easier. So, strain or blender it into a separate bowl.

Once it’s all strained/blendered simmer some more if you are too runny, or can/preserve it via your most comfortable method.

There you have a fantastic base to make into pasta, pizza, or other sauce.

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Turkey day roundup

For the first time in quite a few years, we did not head out for the annual full contact shopping festival known as black friday.

You know. I loved the old 4 am openings. Waiting in the cold, hot chocolate at the door, doughnuts, etc of yesteryear. You can take your 6 PM Thursday crap and shove it. Give folks a chance to get their dinner down, for crying out loud.

Instead, my wife and I went to see that new Hunger Games on Friday. Theater wasn’t that crowded since everyone’s getting their sales on.

We did manage to spruce up the yard for the season though.

From Christmas
From Christmas
From Christmas
From Christmas
From Christmas

Final thoughts for Halloween 2013.

It’s funny. A last minute, ‘go for it anyway’, even though I might not have enough to pull it off, scraping together every ounce of corn and raven grass I can find thrown together corn tunnel has become the enduring image of this year’s haunt for me.

From Halloween 2013

The vision so impressed upon many a young child that few went through without their parents.

The Burial ground was a similar last minute ‘why the heck not’ addition that turned out rather well.

From Halloween 2013

I’m always amused by the glow chalk on the side. We expanded the canvas a little bit this year, thanks to our kind neighbor allowing me to put up colored lights over his garage in place of his bright white ones.

From Halloween 2013

Interesting oddities from the trick or treaters this year:

I counted 5 “Thing 1” costumes…but only one of them had a “Thing 2” in tow.
I was handing out “magic” glow bracelets to those frightened little ones. There’s nothing more hilarious than watching them hold that stick WAY up high, as instructed.
Then, there were those too scared to even get the bracelet in the first place…Ah well.

Updated the slideshow below, and now including a video.

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